My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I could fuck to npr.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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