Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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