Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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they're like a gay fantastic four
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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