Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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