The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are