Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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