I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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