She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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