i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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