ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
