Having a random hookup so left but love u
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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