If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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