just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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