I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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