He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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