Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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