some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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