By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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