I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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