He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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