Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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