Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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