Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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