my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
ttyl tear gas
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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