Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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