her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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