Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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