I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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