member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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