i'm signing you up for texting rehab
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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