whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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