His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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