all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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