i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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