Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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