Hey man sorry I got all grabby
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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