we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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