It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
