Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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