So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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