sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Hippo gnu deer
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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