It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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