do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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