How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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