she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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