Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.