Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites