White coat. Heels.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape