Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
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