why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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