he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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