Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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