He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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