I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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