Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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