We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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