I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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